“use the litter box, then lick herself clean. Then she’ll hop in bed with me and lick my face clean as well”
LOL! You are among friends....but just saying...ewwwww!
Well but then there is my 112 year old blue heeler who likes to clean out the cat box and then come lick me. He’s never been into licking faces though. That would be the 70 year old dachshund.