Yuk! Yuk!Miller Lite has been getting away with doing that for years!
did Angel try that once on Rockford?
They drink Jack and Smirnoff in Britain?
That turkey should be sent to the hometown of Jack Daniels distillery for trial and sentencing-—Lynchburg, TN.
So what, you think that’s conning people you should hear about this radical Muslim who got people to elect him President twice.
Punch line of one of my father’s jokes: “If I weren’t an old billiards drinker I’d swear that was horse urine.”
Hey....this whiskey tastes like whiz!
Whaddaya know...it IS!
(Sorry...lame attempt at humor.)
If someone tried that in Tennessee....isn’t that the death penalty?
Now we know why there is no Yellow Label
Now we need something for color.
Two old stories come to mind.
1) In WWII, a soldier bought some wine from a Frenchman but later became suspicious. He sent a sample to his buddy in the Chemical Corps. The report came back: “Your horse has kidney trouble.”
2) Ann Landers. A woman had to take a urine sample to her doc and had no other container than a whiskey bottle. On the way to the doc, she stopped at a drug store, locked her car, and entered. When you came out, her car had been broken into and the only thing missing was the “whiskey” bottle. The woman said she was laughing so hard, she could barely tell the police what had happened.
VERY distantly related. Today’s report of a missing Mexican starlet being found a year after her disappearance. It was in a water tower on a buildings roof and discovered when someone investigated why the water tasted “funny”.