Those long haul flights are a ball buster.
I was on a long haul flight British Caladonia, and trying to get some sleep. The lady behind me (at 300+ lbs) keep hitting the back of my seat and then complained to the stewardess that I would not raise my seat.
The English stewardess came to me and explained, “she is rather portly sir.” I explained to the Stewardess that not only was she portly she was an “obnoxious demanding pig and I just want to get some sleep.” The stewardess leaned over and whispered in my ear, “aren’t they all sir, come with me.” She put me up in First Class.