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Gets a DUI after his pants fall down. Guy thinks he's a federal judge or something.
1 posted on 12/21/2014 8:09:48 AM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity
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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity

“the 21-year-old had his foot on the break “

What was broken?


2 posted on 12/21/2014 8:13:33 AM PST by OSHA (One despises and wants to destroy the United States, the other is a dead terrorist.)
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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
Gets a DUI after his pants fall down. Guy thinks he's a federal judge or something.

Lol.

He DOES need help, doesn't he?
But then, I OFTEN think that some of our federal judges need help too. Roe vs. Wade

3 posted on 12/21/2014 8:14:02 AM PST by cloudmountain
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told police he didn't know what day or time it was.

Does anybody really know what time it is?

7 posted on 12/21/2014 8:23:08 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity

no details on the “accident”?


12 posted on 12/21/2014 8:43:50 AM PST by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity

Pants on the ground, Pants on the ground, looking like a fool with your pants on the ground!


13 posted on 12/21/2014 8:48:44 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
"the 21-year-old had his foot on the break"

More of the everyday genius in journalism.


17 posted on 12/21/2014 10:13:15 AM PST by familyop (We Baby Boomers are croaking in an avalanche of corruption smelled around the planet.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Hold my pants and watch this! ping


19 posted on 12/21/2014 10:27:36 AM PST by Clay Moore ("911 is for when the backhoe won't start." JRandomFreeper)
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21 posted on 12/21/2014 10:58:17 AM PST by dfwgator
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DANG!


29 posted on 12/21/2014 8:13:34 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (The mods stole my tagline.)
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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity; All
Through sheer luck and expert Googling, I was able to find actual footage of the actual DUI arrest.  Presented here for your edification, y'all.

DUI test - YouTube

 

30 posted on 12/21/2014 11:47:00 PM PST by Stoat (If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
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When asked when he began drinking, Malley replied, “At 14 years old.”

LOL!!!

31 posted on 12/22/2014 7:36:41 AM PST by Albion Wilde (It is better to offend a human being than to offend God.)
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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
Malley nearly felt out of his car as he was getting out, had his pants fall down at the beginning of a road sobriety test and “had (an) accident” while undergoing the sobriety test.

Pants up; don't poot.

32 posted on 12/22/2014 7:37:28 AM PST by Albion Wilde (It is better to offend a human being than to offend God.)
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