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To: george76

And for the older crowd, we use:

ATD - at the doctor.
BFF - best friend fell.
BTW - bring the wheelchair.
BYOT - bring your own teeth.
FWIW - forgot where I was.
GGPBL - gotta go, pacemaker battery low.
GHA - got heartburn again.
IMHO - is my hearing aid on?
LMDO - laughing my dentures out.
LOL - Living on Lipitor
OMMR - on my massage recliner.
ROFLACGU - rolling on floor laughing and can’t get up.
CMB: Covered by Medicare
CUATSC: See you at the Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FYI: Found Your Insulin
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing Aid On
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures out
OMSG: Oh My Sorry, Gas
SGGP: Sorry Gotta go Poop
TTYL; Talk to You Louder
WTP: Where’s the prunces
GGLKI Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In


9 posted on 12/09/2014 6:05:46 AM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer.)
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To: thackney

Awesome. Are those yours?


11 posted on 12/09/2014 6:15:06 AM PST by mmichaels1970
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To: thackney

BRA HA HA HA HA HA AAAAAAAAA!


15 posted on 12/09/2014 6:38:37 AM PST by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: thackney

HDI3TO - How do I turn this thing on?


19 posted on 12/09/2014 7:30:47 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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To: thackney

HBPWT - Have blue pill will travel.


24 posted on 12/09/2014 8:56:56 AM PST by Vaduz
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To: thackney

lol


25 posted on 12/09/2014 9:06:36 AM PST by KC_Conspirator
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To: thackney

LOL!


27 posted on 12/09/2014 9:16:08 AM PST by SgtHooper (Anyone who remembers the 60's, wasn't there!)
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To: thackney

This should have come with a ‘don’t drink while reading’ DDWR warning. Really funny. Thanks...


29 posted on 12/09/2014 10:00:42 AM PST by OriginalChristian (The end of America, as founded, began when the first Career Politician was elected...)
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To: thackney

LOL!


33 posted on 12/09/2014 10:48:45 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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