And for the older crowd, we use:
ATD - at the doctor.
BFF - best friend fell.
BTW - bring the wheelchair.
BYOT - bring your own teeth.
FWIW - forgot where I was.
GGPBL - gotta go, pacemaker battery low.
GHA - got heartburn again.
IMHO - is my hearing aid on?
LMDO - laughing my dentures out.
LOL - Living on Lipitor
OMMR - on my massage recliner.
ROFLACGU - rolling on floor laughing and can’t get up.
CMB: Covered by Medicare
CUATSC: See you at the Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FYI: Found Your Insulin
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing Aid On
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures out
OMSG: Oh My Sorry, Gas
SGGP: Sorry Gotta go Poop
TTYL; Talk to You Louder
WTP: Where’s the prunces
GGLKI Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
Awesome. Are those yours?
BRA HA HA HA HA HA AAAAAAAAA!
HDI3TO - How do I turn this thing on?
HBPWT - Have blue pill will travel.
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LOL!
This should have come with a ‘don’t drink while reading’ DDWR warning. Really funny. Thanks...
LOL!