Perhaps a recipe for raccoon is in order?
A Freeper wearing a sweater with a wraparound racoon;)
http://www.thefabledmarket.com/wildlife-sightings-updated.html
Actually, I don’t follow how an indoor tent would help them from the raccoons circling around the OUTSIDE of the cabin.
If Survival Mom’s husband was present during all this, I highly recommend he turn in his man card immediately.