Posted on 11/27/2014 10:36:39 PM PST by dennisw
I have no idea why my post got repeated over and over. Please forgive! Hiccups maybe. Sorry!!!!
I had one. He lived to be 17. At age three (even though he was neutered) he turned from a sweet 100 lb pig into a pig with an attitude. He started attacking us. The Vet said that they are “pack animals” and will start attacking the “top pig” on down until they establish their order. He did this and he ended up with his own “pad” in the side yard.
As an aside, there are people very allergic to dogs and cats. Someone may buy a plane ticket, as my son did recently and he is very allergic, and ended up around a lady flying with her doggy. It wasn’t a good flight for him.
Just another example of some one shouting “look at me, I’m special”.
No you aren’t, you stupid a&&!
A curious city-slicker sees a farmer with a one-legged pig on a leash.
City Slicker: How did your pig lose his legs?
Farmer: Well, this one time, my boy fell in the well and my wife and I were out in the back forty, so the pig dove down in the well and dragged him out and saved him.
City Slicker: And he lost his legs in the attempt?
Farmer: No, I'm gettin' to that. And this other time, we were over at Amos's place for Sunday meetin', and the side wall of the barn collpased.
City Slicker: Oh dear. And the pig's legs were crushed, I suppose?
Farmer: No, No. This here hog dodged the wall collapse and pulled a bunch of the other animals out from under. Saved about half of our stock.
City Slicker: Remarkable! So how did he lose his legs?
Farmer: Well, about six months ago, our house caught on fire. We wuz overcome by smoke. But the pig dragged me, and muh wife, and all three of the kids out of the house to safety.
City Slicker: So his legs were scorched beyond use, I guess?
Farmer: Oh no. He was fine.
City Slicker (exasperated): So how did he lose his legs?
Farmer: Well we had the one for Easter, and then one on Mid-Summer day, and the third one on the Fourth of July.
City Slicker (horrified): You ate the poor pigs legs during the Spring and Summer?!
Farmer: Sonny, I don't know how you people in the city do things. But you don't just eat a good hog like that all up at one time.
When I become President there will be a pig on every airliner, a couple of really big Poland Chinas in every mosque, and juicy bits of porker on every grill.
When I become President there will be a pig on every airliner, a couple of really big Poland Chinas in every mosque, and juicy bits of porker on every grill.
I've seen that commercial, and Maxwell wasn't panicky.
A little irritated, perhaps.
Well....if they had stayed on the plane, it would have proved the old adage....wait for it...
When Pigs fly
Jump on that scooter, get outa town, and don't hit any pigs on your way. Your Honda Warranty does not cover swine damage.
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rofl! This story is otherwise unbelievable.
http://www.courant.com/breaking-news/hc-pig-on-plane-at-bradley-1130-20141129-story.html
The professor wasn’t the only passenger complaining. The pig left number two on the plane and was running up and down the aisle.. I don’t know how to post pics, but there is one in the link.
I brought my cat with me on flight a couple times. He was in his carrier the entire time (except at security) and did not poop or pee even once.
Sorry but your link showed Skolnik is even more of a wussy then I first thought.
Sounds like a very effective anti-hijacking tactic.
Post one at the door of the plane.
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