Global Climate Change™ is a much better scam than Global Cooling or Global Warming ever were.
Is it warmer than usual today? It is because of Global Climate Change.
Is it colder than usual today? It is because of Global Climate Change.
Is it wetter than usual today? It is because of Global Climate Change.
Is it dryer than usual today? It is because of Global Climate Change.
Is it windier, less windy, sunnier, less sunny, cloudier, less cloudy, more humid, less humid? It doesn't matter! No matter what the weather happens to be, it is because of Global Climate Change.
It is all Bush's fault. Bush and those damned SUVs. Womyn and minorities will be hardest hit.
if a bear craps in the woods, and no one hears it, is it because of global warming?