Grant money ping
Shocking! CERN may not have discovered elusive Higgs Boson particle after all
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God Allusive to Foreign Exchange Students
No problem. Obama got a Nobel prize for nothing too.
I have always wondered how they can detect these particles, as anything around the size of a quark or smaller has not been measured and is purely theoretical.
The cast of “The Big Bang” will be wearing black arm bands.
No single piece of evidence is proof of any theory. Theories can be completely overthrown by simple counter-evidence, but establishing a theory takes a lot of supporting evidence.
Wonder if funding will dry up if they don’t find anything more or will they just have to invent stuff (like global warming)?
/johnny
"By George, we've got it! Or maybe not..."
well it IS elusive...
That does it! ... I’m going back to good ol’ ... F=MA
If they don’t locate it soon we’re all likely to turn back into radio waves — please help find it. Wait.. I think I know who took it. Some talk show host got it to make radio waves turn into matter that will bludgeon his listeners. I’m not going to mention any names.
Theories are constantly being rewritten to take into account new data.
One of the more common phrases used during experiments is:
“What the hell was that?”
Now, though, researchers at the University of Southern Denmark’s Center for Cosmetology and Particle Eye liner Phenomenology suggest that while the CERN scientists did discover a unique new particle, there’s no conclusive evidence of it being the Higgs boson.
No, wait, they're saying he didn't get in.
$ocialist $cientist $cams?
Mo money to find out with no consequences. Truth or consequences BUMP!
So they discovered the Higgs Bogus-on ?
The Hadron Collider was supposed to find the God particle, or Higgs- Boson. This was supposed to prove what happened when our universe was formed.
Before they started the collider the scientists were worried about creating a black hole which would swallow up the existing universe.
That didn’t happen
So maybe they didn’t find it after all. We’re still here.
Many working scientists, along with many more science writers and academics chide the public often for - what they claim are - “anti-science” views. What is really going on in the public mind is not a rebuke of science but a rebuke of many scientists, for their own arrogance, their own constantly excessive claims and for tailoring science, and scientific claims to political agendas.