Skip to comments.Sons of Anarchy (WTH?) LOL!
Posted on 11/05/2014 8:44:09 PM PST by Vendome
So, I'm flipping through channels on the 80" tele and I see these bikers roll up on a house and unload their .45's into a house.
Looking like they are merely sauntering as the homies in the house come chasing after them in Impala's.
I yell at the TV "Thatz juzt stoopit. You go any slower and a blacktop machine is gonna speed past you.
So they let the homies crawl after them, into a modern valley and death trap, using industrial buildings to box them in and a cavalry of other bikers suddenly surround the Impala ridin Homies.
Short gunfight ensues, with the homies surrendering.
One of the bikers walks up the the leaders of the homies and axes if he is "So amd so".
Homie sez "Yeah".
Biker dude smiles and pays him a real nice compliment "Nice Impala, man".
"BLAM! !!" Gives formerly breathing homie a third eye.
I'm like "Ho Lee!!! Seems like thatz gonna hurt in the morning!"
I'm laughing my azz off and third eye giving biker walks up to one of the scared shirtless homies and casually offers him a cigarette.
Homie turns it down and I yell "Take the cancer stick and live a few more minutes!".
To late, biker dude gives his clan the "All Go" finger and suddenly it's an Uzi festival, with each gun spewing all kinds of Satanic fire from hell.
"OMG!!! What freakin show is this! ?!??!!"
Press info "Sons of Anarchy???" "How the hell did this much bloodshed miss my watchful eye???
Anyone into this seemingly delicious and disturbing, eye candy, that is just man fuel for my imagination? ??
Hell, I'm gonna watch every season over the next few weeks, til my eyes are blood shot and I have to go to confession.
So... We are supposed to enjoy the spectacle of white gangsters killing black gangsters (or vice-versa)? We really aren’t too much better than the ancient Romans.
She’s a chick. How’s that not gonna happen?
The Romans were racists too?
Sons of Anarchy stars Dayton Callie (front row), Mark Boone Junior and Kim Coates (second row) with Marines in Japan in 2013. USO Photo by Michael Clifton.
This is the last season, so he’s wrapping things up. It’s getting a lot like King Lear and Macbeth in the inevitability of what has to happen. I think it’s getting hard to watch this kind of collapse.
How is you liking a tv show a news/current event?
This is the final season (7)
The first six seasons are on Netflix
Ive seen every episode to date and by now I just want it to end already. Every character in the show is despicable, with Gemma being the worst IMO. I want them all to die. Other than that, it’s a great show.
Real bikers shop at Sears. (I’ve seen them)
Gee, thatz terrible.
They’re helping a church lady with a blackmailing problem and they are detoxing her as well.
Seem like a swell group of guys, to me...
In the Huffy and Schwinn section?
I just discovered it?
This show is righteous!
Jist heard some filthy and clever dialogue.
Ten yard penalty for roughing the apostrophe.
I was kinda liking SOA then there was a season opener where Gemma was having sex and it was...well...let me say after seeing Katey Sagal’s (Peg Bundy from Married With Children) butt I could never watch again.
MY EYES>>>>THEY BURN!!! NOT ENOUGH EYE BLEACH IN THE WORLD!!!!!
Love it too.
The lead actress was on an episode of “House”.
Thought she was attractive. Looked her up and “Vikings” was premeiring the next day.
She’s a real life bad azz too.
Owns a chain of Tae Kwon Do schools.
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