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[Excerpted Satire/Gag piece] McDonald’s Drops $15.00 “Living” Wage Bomb
Universalfreepress News blog ^ | September 8, 2014 | Rlgrimes

Posted on 11/03/2014 6:47:05 AM PST by YankeeReb

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To: YankeeReb

Please post (satire) in the headline.


41 posted on 11/03/2014 6:59:51 AM PST by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: YankeeReb

The “Big Breakfast” when traveling is the only time I eat at McDonald’s. It’s not that good anyway. Waffle House doesn’t want me to excerise my Second Amendment rights and some of them have loud juke boxes anyway. The local Huddle House has a No Firearms sticker but I haven’t encountered them at other Huddle Houses on the road.


42 posted on 11/03/2014 6:59:53 AM PST by duffee (Dump the Chairman of the Mississippi Republican Party, joe nosef.)
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To: jurroppi1
I added the satire keyword as the article linked clearly states it is written in satire.

You've got to include it in the tirle.

43 posted on 11/03/2014 7:00:16 AM PST by Fido969 (What's sad is most)
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To: deport

Apologies for the confusion(See reply#38)


44 posted on 11/03/2014 7:00:21 AM PST by YankeeReb
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To: YankeeReb

How long before they can get increased to $20 an hr?


45 posted on 11/03/2014 7:00:44 AM PST by showme_the_Glory ((ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government))
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To: Blue Jays
FreeRepublic managers requested satire/comedy be clearly marked to avoid mixing with actual news.

Really, where was that request?

46 posted on 11/03/2014 7:01:06 AM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer.)
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To: nuconvert

will do next time :-(


47 posted on 11/03/2014 7:01:26 AM PST by YankeeReb
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To: thackney

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3209196/posts


48 posted on 11/03/2014 7:02:02 AM PST by deport
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To: deport
For what it's worth..........

A word about posting satire

Posted on 09/29/2014 3:38:42 PM PDT by Jim Robinson

No, FR is not trying to quash satire. However, it should be clearly labeled as such in the title. Some people seem to think it's great trickling our readers into falling for satire. It's not. A lot of people come to FR and scan the headlines clicking on articles of interest. If they're not familiar with the author or source, they may be misled and may even pass it on to others. No thanks.

If you post satire, please label it as "satire' in the title.

Thanks

Some of this thread illustates his point pretty well.

49 posted on 11/03/2014 7:02:04 AM PST by Lonely Bull
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To: duffee

I should have read the story, maybe a “Big Breakfast” isn’t that bad after all. Every conceiveable outrage has become believeable.


50 posted on 11/03/2014 7:02:28 AM PST by duffee (Dump the Chairman of the Mississippi Republican Party, joe nosef.)
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To: John Semmens
Semmens again.

Courtesy ping. Even if it's not your article, you are synonymous with satire. Not a bad thing. Keep up your good work.

51 posted on 11/03/2014 7:02:52 AM PST by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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To: RckyRaCoCo

Their “all beef pattie” just got a little more soy and a little thinner.


52 posted on 11/03/2014 7:03:27 AM PST by biff (WAS)
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To: YankeeReb

You can hit abuse on your thread and ask the mods to add ‘satire’ to the title.
They can do that for you. Take care.


53 posted on 11/03/2014 7:03:47 AM PST by deport
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To: YankeeReb

(satire)

Very Convincing.


54 posted on 11/03/2014 7:04:43 AM PST by JPJones
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To: YankeeReb

It is now certain that the company will embark on efforts to “enhance worker productivity”, which is how they will provide PR cover for finding any and every way to sell more while maintaining headcount. The profit per employee metric will become far more important in corporate decisionmaking.

But in reality this is always the way it has been: the substitution of capital for workers. That is the only way that workers can be paid more because they are worth more.

Leftists will hail this as a victory, but when combined with the ObamaCare mandates, this will only reduce the number of jobs at the very low and entry levels at fast food chains.


55 posted on 11/03/2014 7:04:44 AM PST by theBuckwheat
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To: JohnnyP

Another reason I hope there is an OFF button, LOL.


56 posted on 11/03/2014 7:06:38 AM PST by 2001convSVT (Going Galt as fast as I can.)
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To: YankeeReb

Love Satire.

Funny thing about this, if it were true, people who could afford an 8 dollar burger will go to a place where an 8 dollar burger actually tastes good.

Why go to McDonalds when I could go to Bigz or Willies or any number of great burger joints in my neighborhood and get a better burger?


57 posted on 11/03/2014 7:07:08 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (Ebola: Satan's End Game for Humanity.)
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To: YankeeReb

Maybe they should go to $15? Maybe they should have half as many, more skilled employees? Of course, that means NO JOBS for unskilled people. Of course, that means MORE people on welfare.


58 posted on 11/03/2014 7:07:17 AM PST by ryan71 (The Partisans)
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To: Dilbert San Diego
the ignorance of the liberals would be revealed

Liberal kvetching about McDonald's passed the point of parody long ago. Lefties have never understood what McDonald's is selling.

59 posted on 11/03/2014 7:10:30 AM PST by sphinx
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To: thackney

Earlier post #48 and post# 49 covered how FreeRepublic owners wish for satire/comedy articles to be labeled. Thanks.


60 posted on 11/03/2014 7:10:42 AM PST by Blue Jays (Rock Hard, Ride Free)
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