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Bride-to-be 'becomes pregnant after having sex with dwarf stripper on hen night.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk ^ | 10/09/2014 | By Gerard Couzens

Posted on 10/10/2014 9:52:27 AM PDT by redreno

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To: rktman

DWARF - “Divorced Woman Alone and Ready to...”


41 posted on 10/10/2014 10:18:51 AM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: Churchillspirit

Too funny.


42 posted on 10/10/2014 10:19:10 AM PDT by lacrew
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To: fungoking

“Who knows, maybe she had a little dwarf in her. “

“I know a little German. And he is sitting right over there.”


43 posted on 10/10/2014 10:19:13 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Ebola: Satan's End Game for Humanity.)
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To: GeronL

*shrugs*
Dunno.
I opted out of the event I was invited to.
Nothing good could come from that one.
(Note, group was heavily tilted to “crazy”.)


44 posted on 10/10/2014 10:19:54 AM PDT by Darksheare (People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: wildbill
before exchanging promises of love and fidelity

After... when you propose and get engaged, you already made that promise

45 posted on 10/10/2014 10:20:40 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Darksheare

groups usually are


46 posted on 10/10/2014 10:21:48 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: ifinnegan
What s “hen night”?

When I was but a wee lad, my dad & I were apparently sitting on the front porch watching a bunch of women stream into a neighbor's house. My dad, with my mother standing silently behind the screen door, commented, 'That's what they call a hen party.'

As my mother tells the story, I asked my dad, 'So, when a bunch of men get together, do they call it a cock party?'

She said she saw that coming a mile away.

47 posted on 10/10/2014 10:22:17 AM PDT by Quality_Not_Quantity (Liars use facts when the truth doesn't suit their purposes.)
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To: MrEdd

Q: What did the dwarf say when I asked him for a dollar?
A: “Sorry, I’m a little short.”

Q: What do you call a poor dwarf?
A: Short changed.

Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf wanted by the police?
A: A small medium at large.

Q: What do you get when you cross a dwarf with a computer?
A: A short circuit.

Q: What do you call a Mexican dwarf?
A: A paragraph cause he’s too short to be an essay.

Q: Why are most dwarves good guys?
A: Because they don’t look down on people.


48 posted on 10/10/2014 10:23:38 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: GeronL

It is a foul, destructive “custom” that arose in response to greatly over-hyped bachelor parties held by a few well-known men in the entertainment industry who were marrying for no reason other than professional advantage. They never intended to be monogamous.

So, now we have the fallout of feminism with women trying to one-up and outdo what men are supposed to have been doing, based upon a largely artificial notion created by Hollywood.

Stupid, isn’t it? Maybe a little well-aimed mockery will help reign it in.


49 posted on 10/10/2014 10:24:37 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Jack Hydrazine

My daughter had to do an oral report on a controversial topic.

She couldn’t think of what to do it on...so I suggested dwarf tossing.

She went with it, and gave her report, complete with a few video clips. She made an average grade, but apparently her fellow students were talking about it for weeks. I bet nobody else had such a memorable topic.


50 posted on 10/10/2014 10:24:54 AM PDT by lacrew
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To: redreno
oompa loompa photo: Oompa Loompa Arrest 0715_officer_arrest.jpg

"Ooompa Loompa doopity dee, no, you cannot DNA test me!"

51 posted on 10/10/2014 10:25:01 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: GeronL

I think I was lucky in avoiding a grim fate.


52 posted on 10/10/2014 10:25:18 AM PDT by Darksheare (People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: redreno

53 posted on 10/10/2014 10:26:36 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: redreno
Love is all around, exciting and new! Jackass photo: Jackass Cliver20229.jpg Climb aboard ... we're expecting you!
54 posted on 10/10/2014 10:27:47 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: rdcbn

“We have hit bottom”

FINALLY!

I’m so sick of all this “How much more do we have to endure?”

Now we know, it won’t get any worse.

What we have now I can handle, so I’m going to be OK from now on.


55 posted on 10/10/2014 10:28:53 AM PDT by Balding_Eagle (If America falls, darkness will cover the earth for a thousand years.)
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To: redreno
I am waiting for Laz's take on this story.

Does this make the father a baby daddy baby?

56 posted on 10/10/2014 10:31:50 AM PDT by catfish1957 (Everything I needed to know about Islam was written on 11 Sep 2001)
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To: lacrew

Maybe she can write her PhD about it!


57 posted on 10/10/2014 10:32:02 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: redreno

Oh man...this has been in the movies before...”Got a little dwarf in you? Want to?”


58 posted on 10/10/2014 10:34:40 AM PDT by dware (3 prohibited topics in mixed company: politics, religion and operating systems...)
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To: Churchillspirit

Well done!


59 posted on 10/10/2014 10:36:43 AM PDT by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.)
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To: RegulatorCountry
Confound you.

I got here too late with my customary "I hate it when that happens" schtick.

60 posted on 10/10/2014 10:37:24 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.)
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