[Vermont Lt]

“Why would anyone go to the “Playboy Mansion” otherwise? “

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There are a lot of men on this thread who would kill to go to that mansion. Just once. As long as their wives did not know about it.

And I just had a thought...they should open the mansion up to old geezers like us. We would be done by 6 Pm, and back home by 7. Wash the area down with some bleach, and the regulars can start stopping by for round 2 at 11 PM.

[Morgana]

“There are a lot of men on this thread who would kill to go to that mansion. Just once. As long as their wives did not know about it.”

I was speaking of the women. I had no idea he meant men.

[Resettozero]

There are a lot of men on this thread who would kill to go to that mansion. Just once. As long as their wives did not know about it.

Presumptive. Proclaiming FReepers guilty by association with a FR thread? Proof of that? Or speaking for your own inclinations only.

[NorthMountain]

Speak for yourself, Ell Tee.

[tanknetter]

There was an article a while back about the mansion being in downright disgusting condition. I mean seriously foul, they never clean the place up, frat house condition. Shine a black light on the walls and floors and it looks like a Jackson Pollock painting* level contamination.

No way I’d go there.

(* line appropriated from GOTG)