[Rome2000]

My experience has been that the size of ones phone is inversely proportional to ones IQ.

The Idiocracy is here.

[Svartalfiar]

The snarky claim is that cargo pants are popular only with out of date old codgers.
Perhaps that's true, but those are the only trousers now available with decent pockets!

Funny, I'm 25 yet cargo pants are pretty much all I ever wear