Your nose knows when death is imminent

The Guardian ^ | 10/02/2014 | Mo Costandi

[shibumi]

I thought of you when I saw this article, but I didn’t ping.

I figgered you’d think something smelled fishy.

But I see you sniffed it out anyway.

I should have known you’ve a nose for such things.

Reeks of irony doesn’t it?

Given your family background you’d know if ‘something was rotten in the State of Denmark.’

[shibumi]

So whaddaya call an omlette made with a cured pork product?

Why, a "Hamlette" of course!

[Salamander]

Anosmia jokes are almost as funny as a heart attack.

[MaxMax]

I can’t smell this carrot, I CANT SMELL THIS CARROT, HALP!

[poobear]

May I hire you summarize every lengthy, over written article posted on FR?

[RitchieAprile]

the horse I mistakenly tried to ride would not ground work and warned me that if I persisted in trying she would trample my azz into the Texas dust.

[Salamander]

This was horse so docile, it was nearly a zombie, until my aunt slammed a heavy metal screen door which echoed through the ‘shotgun’ hallway of my gramma’s house.

So, he jumped sideways.

I was the immovable object.