I hear your owner Jerry Jones in trouble Gadzooks... 
Seven--
Well, Jerry watched Obama last night... 
and he spoke with the media at the bar I was drinking in--
“Now let’s make two things clear: these allegations are not sexual... 
AND no good girl goes into a mensroom with a man old enough to be her grandfather unless she wants to file a nuisance lawsuit to extort money.”
Then he sprang for 30 rounds of top shelf booze... 
for me and all the journalists--
I don't know about Obama, but Jerry... 
stands a good chance of beating this.