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Guardians of the Galaxy: Star Wars Meets Raiders of the Lost Ark with Talking Trees and Racoons...
2 posted on
09/08/2014 8:02:16 AM PDT by
GraceG
(No, My Initials are not A.B.)
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ALIEN
Starship crew loses bonus.
3 posted on
09/08/2014 8:09:40 AM PDT by
agere_contra
(Hamas has dug miles of tunnels - but no bomb-shelters.)
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Princess Bride: Which cup has the damned poison...?
6 posted on
09/08/2014 8:15:16 AM PDT by
GraceG
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Iron Man: Rich genius invents flying suit. Kills bad guys.
7 posted on
09/08/2014 8:15:39 AM PDT by
reegs
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Star Trek Nemesis: Angry Clone wants to take over Romulus, Againg Captain wants to joyride a dune buggy, Data gets a head in life....
8 posted on
09/08/2014 8:16:38 AM PDT by
GraceG
(No, My Initials are not A.B.)
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Fast Times at Ridgemont High: Phoebe Cates’ boobs!
9 posted on
09/08/2014 8:17:58 AM PDT by
dfwgator
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THE LAST AIRBENDER
M. Night Shamaylan destroys a beloved franchise.
THE AVENGERS
Five super heroes team up to prove that might does make right.
THOR 2
Norse gods prove they lack sufficient judgement to run even a lemonade stand.
CAPTAIN AMERICA
Two hours to explain how he became a capsicle... No time explaining why he couldn’t bail out before impact.
THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA
An exercise in removing all essential story elements while keeping a beloved title.
10 posted on
09/08/2014 8:18:01 AM PDT by
pgyanke
(Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
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The Expendables: Washed up actors return to blow up the rest of the stuff they didn’t get to blow up before.
11 posted on
09/08/2014 8:19:21 AM PDT by
TangoLimaSierra
(To win the country back, we need to be as mean as the libs say we are.)
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When Harry Met Sally: This girl keeps meeting this guy, but she keeps putting him on the side. Until she doesn't. But she fakes it anyway.
13 posted on
09/08/2014 8:20:36 AM PDT by
Mygirlsmom
(Obama Legacy: Bush's fault. Next guy's problem.)
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I was actually present when the producer of Flashdance pitched a local Pittsburgh business owner for permission to film there.
“It’s the story of a young girl who works as a welder in your subway system, but who dreams of becoming a Modern Interpretive Dancer”.
Everyone scratched their heads and thought “Who in the heck would ever go and see a movie about THAT?”
Was one of the top grossing films of that year though.
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"Rear Window"
Delusional cripple witnesses a murder, gets the blonde.
"North by Northwest"
Confused man runs away, then gets the blonde.
17 posted on
09/08/2014 8:22:49 AM PDT by
Psalm 73
("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
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POLICE ACADEMY 126
Give it up already.
18 posted on
09/08/2014 8:23:56 AM PDT by
pgyanke
(Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
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"Chicago professor shoots sword-wielding Islamic extremist, setting off the events that led to 9/11”Professor Bush, I presume?
19 posted on
09/08/2014 8:24:06 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
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BEING THERE
A simple-minded man who led a sheltered life is inexplicably deemed a genius and is groomed to be President of the United States.
Oh. Wait.
20 posted on
09/08/2014 8:24:14 AM PDT by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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THE MALTESE FALCON
A desperate woman thinks that a private investigator will help her retrieve missing property— but he frames her for murder instead.
21 posted on
09/08/2014 8:26:37 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
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Sergeant York: “Hillbilly pacifist backslides, takes it out on Boche turkeys”
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DAVE
Making destructive liberal policies sound warm and fuzzy.
THE MAN WITH ONE RED SHOW
What? the title didn’t tell you?
SNAKES ON A PLANE
See above.
23 posted on
09/08/2014 8:27:22 AM PDT by
pgyanke
(Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
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Iron Eagle: Lou Gossett, Jr. sh**s all over his Best Supporting Actor award for An Officer and a Gentleman.
24 posted on
09/08/2014 8:32:09 AM PDT by
edpc
(Wilby 2016)
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Peter Jackson’s King Kong:
“Dinosaurs fall off cliffs for what seems like hours. And dammit none of them land on Jack Black”
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It’s a Wonderful Life
Bad-tempered guy stumbles around in white soap flakes for an hour or so until some irritating chubby angel convinces him to get over himself.
27 posted on
09/08/2014 8:39:50 AM PDT by
Drawsing
(Fools show their annoyance at once, the prudent man overlooks an insult. Proverbs 12:16)
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