Absolutely. How could you NOT come to that conclusion from the article? ;-)
This Flower of the Olde South was viciously attacked with an Assault Watermelon! These weapons are available to anyone with a Piggly Wiggly Card/EBT!
Dangerous Right Wing Fanatics clinging to their Bibles and Automatic Assault Watermelons make repeal of the Second Amendment MANDATORY!
Did I mention that Watermelon-Centered Agriculture adds to Global Warming? "Other side," you ask? My cousin Jimmy Poage (a certified Nuclear Physicist) was always a good boy and was probably on his way to Bible Study when this hussy undoubtedly provoked him.