Stolen Obama statue discovered with six-pack of Twisted Tea in Pa. park

UPI ^ | Aug. 22, 2014 | Matt Bradwell

[Rockpile]

A plastic copy of the plastic original.

[Slings and Arrows]

An 0bama statute is a@#$%*&ing valuable thing! Do you think he’s going to #$*&(*&ing give it away?!

[Darksheare]

I can just see Rods hair parasite waving its weaponry as he says that.

[Slings and Arrows]

I think it’s a symbiote.

[Titan Magroyne]

>>> What kind of freak keeps a life sized Obama statue??

The same kind who planned to purchase a Hillary one next. (Near the end of the video.)

*whispering*

And it ain’t even Halloween yet...

[Darksheare]

Or what we know as “Rod” is a victim of a mind controlling mutant Beatle wig!

[Slings and Arrows]

Or what we know as “Rod” is a victim of a mind controlling mutant Beatle wig!

Explains a lot, really.

[trebb]

"I peeked my head out the door and Obama's gone and I kind of went into a panic," described a distressed Bruce when the statue was taken on Tuesday. She was not being hyperbolic, as Bruce was literally suffering from a panic attack.

Markedly different response than anyone with a brain might have....

[verga]

Bruce says she does not understand why someone would want to steal the statue,

Seriously, she really can't understand why? Mindless drone.

I'll bet she can't understand why garden gnomes get stolen either.

[Conspiracy Guy]

About this story I have 4 questions, 1. “why would anyone make this statue?” 2. “why would anyone buy this statue?” 3. “why would anyone steal this statue?” 4. “was there not a golf course nearby to leave the statue?”

[martin_fierro]

Hussein's idea of a tea party.

[Daffynition]

I like the wax museum version better ....but it will melt coz of the radiance of his own special *Hotness.*

[Slings and Arrows]

Needs bigger ears.

[dayglored]

OMG That is so wrong on so many levels.... I LOVE IT!!!

[mikrofon]

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