Light absorbing hole...Black hole is racist!
Well, there are a couple of black aholes in the White House. Do they count re this article or are we still maintaining a semblance of civility?
If so, I’ll just change it to “There are a couple of aholes in the White House”. You should have heard what I said when the Clintons were in the White House. I left nothing to the imagination. Aholes are aholes no matter what color they are.
Besides, in space, almost everything is black, including “holes” (see: “Black Hole”, the Disney movie)