World's oldest eel dies in Swedish well[155]

The Local ^ | 08 Aug 2014 | The Local

[WesternCulture]

“There are eels in my hovercraft.”

- Te tényleg beszélek magyarul jól!

(You eely speak Hungarian well!)

[Darksheare]

The shrieking eels from Princess Bride?

[Tax-chick]

I’d forgotten about them!

[NicknamedBob]

"The shrieking eels from Princess Bride?"

No, it's because I'm waiting for the eel to pull out a straw hat and cane, and start strutting along singing "Hello, my baby ..."

[Silentgypsy]

For a minute there, I thought we moved.

[NicknamedBob]

"For a minute there, I thought we moved."

Well, I remember that joke, from about thirty years ago in Playboy, but I didn't think you had been a reader.

[Silentgypsy]

What I actually meant was that I thought the UT migrated from the musk oxen thread to the world’s oldest eel thread. Would you care to share the 30yo Playboy joke with us? :)

[NicknamedBob]

"Would you care to share the 30yo Playboy joke with us?"

Actually, it was hardly worth remembering, but my mental powers are so vast, you see.

A man and his wife were engaging in connubial bliss, (Playboy joke, remember), when the man hesitated, and said:

"What's the matter, dear? Did I hurt you?"

"Why no, you did not. Why do you ask?"

"Well, just for a moment there, it seemed as though you moved."

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By the way, I could have been wrong. It might have been forty years.

[Silentgypsy]

Is your memory DRO? Just askin’.... (Heh heh heh)