[Dilbert San Diego]

There are so many team names which are offensive to liberals, if they carry this forward:

Green Bay Packers is offensive to real meat packers.
Pittsburgh Steelers is offensive to real steel workers.
Dallas Cowboys is offensive to real cowboys.
San Diego Padres is offensive to the Catholic Church.
New Orleans Saints and Los Angeles Angels have religious connotations. Can’t have that.

Notre Dame Fighting Irish is offensive to the Irish.
Boston Celtics is offensive to the Celtic peoples.

Seattle Mariners is offensive to real sailors.

Oakland Raiders, Pittsburgh Pirates, Tampa Bay Buccaneers all are honoring the criminal element.

And all of the animal nicknames are offensive to the actual animals.

[Buckeye McFrog]

I am personally highly offended by that Fighting Irish nickname...

[a fool in paradise]

And going on to primary and secondary schools, all of those Crusaders have “got to go”.