[Mr. K]

When I was in college I used to live on
Cheerios,
Milk,
Bananas,
Eggs,
Peanut Butter and Jelly.

Sometimes one turkey per month (you can make a surprising number of meals for nearly a month from one turkey, including soup from the bones)

[Dr. Sivana]

Sometimes one turkey per month

I wouldn't have had a way to cook the turkey. In fact, for my first Thanksgiving away from home, the only other guy on the floor who did not go home picked up a couple of cornish hens. That was what would fit in the toaster oven. He has gone on to an astonishingly successful career, though I am sure he is liberal as we are conservative. I'll still never forget that Thanksgiving.