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Two die trying to recover cell phone from toilet
KTRK ^

Posted on 06/30/2014 4:39:32 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

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To: ConservativeStatement

What a crappy way to go.


21 posted on 06/30/2014 5:25:10 PM PDT by Organic Panic
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To: Slings and Arrows

No pings here, no sir.... not a ping in sight, or smell...


22 posted on 06/30/2014 5:29:53 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
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To: Popman

There were continuous flush toilets in Rome for centuries before they had to go back to pits and crapping along the roadside for centuries more. The type of people who voted for 0bama are slowly but surely putting us on a path to decline, and you may live to see China surpass us on a whole host of measures if the madness continues.


23 posted on 06/30/2014 5:35:16 PM PDT by Trod Upon (Every penny given to film and TV media companies goes right into enemy coffers. Starve them out!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

This incident gives me an idea for a fun bungy jump ride at the new
Democrat theme park.......”6 Jackasses Over DC”


24 posted on 06/30/2014 5:36:44 PM PDT by Sivad (NorCal red turf)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die.


25 posted on 06/30/2014 5:38:09 PM PDT by TimF
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To: ConservativeStatement

It’s a gas gas gas.


26 posted on 06/30/2014 5:44:33 PM PDT by deadrock (I am someone else.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Like the old joke about the guy that lost a quarter in a pit toilet, and proceeded to throw a $5 gold piece in too.

Asked why, he responded: You don’t think I’d go in there for a quarter, do you?
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27 posted on 06/30/2014 5:44:46 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: Stormdog

ROR, Yu Phuny


28 posted on 06/30/2014 5:47:22 PM PDT by MaxMax (Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

29 posted on 06/30/2014 5:49:57 PM PDT by SIDENET
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To: ConservativeStatement

Guess the insurance isn’t looking like such a bad investment after all...


30 posted on 06/30/2014 5:51:08 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools)
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To: Texas Eagle
Someone tell me again how long China has been around?

It makes you wonder how long that open-pit toilet has been around, too.

-PJ

31 posted on 06/30/2014 5:51:40 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

These people are still smarter than 50% of Americans


32 posted on 06/30/2014 5:52:37 PM PDT by Rome2000
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To: ConservativeStatement
a woman visiting with her husband's family in Xinxiang City, China went to use the public open-pit toilet.

Her name was Pu Ping.

33 posted on 06/30/2014 5:53:13 PM PDT by SIDENET
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To: SIDENET

Her name was Steen King Phoon


34 posted on 06/30/2014 6:05:04 PM PDT by CivilWarBrewing
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To: ConservativeStatement
people that still wipe their arse with their hand but own a $320 cellphone... go figure
35 posted on 06/30/2014 6:07:39 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Wu pi si

I.P. Freely’s cousin

Author of the book “Yellow River”...


36 posted on 06/30/2014 6:11:08 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Boogieman

Is it an iPoo?


37 posted on 06/30/2014 6:13:38 PM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
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To: reg45

For that much money it better not be a Crapberry!


38 posted on 06/30/2014 6:20:50 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Stormdog

:-)


39 posted on 06/30/2014 7:14:13 PM PDT by OldMissileer
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To: Stormdog

LMAO!


40 posted on 06/30/2014 8:10:07 PM PDT by SgtHooper (This is not my tag!)
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