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I thought it was safe to swim in a hurricane?
1 posted on 06/27/2014 4:48:50 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Paging Captain Obvious...


2 posted on 06/27/2014 4:50:23 PM PDT by SIDENET
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Paula Poundstone once parodied Pet Clark’s subway song. “Don’t gargle with Clorox Baby; don’t shave with a Ginsu knife...”


4 posted on 06/27/2014 4:56:16 PM PDT by jimfree (In November 2016 my 13 y/o granddaughter will have more quality exec experience than Barack Obama)
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Hopefully those daring folks will have “stupid insurance” which can reimburse rescuers and otherwise make those slacker relatives wealthy (for a while until they smoke or drink it away).


6 posted on 06/27/2014 4:57:56 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (Surgeon General Warning: Operation of Government Motors vehicles may be hazardous to your health)
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And don’t try to take a liquor bottle away from Hillary Clinton.


7 posted on 06/27/2014 5:10:05 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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If you need this reminder you might not want to be pissing in the wind either.

Seems to be a concerted effort to dumb down, victimize and scare folks in today's world....

8 posted on 06/27/2014 5:15:31 PM PDT by montanajoe
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When I was twelve, living in the Philippines, a Typhoon hit us, and the next day me and a friend went down to where the waves would come straight in and hit this point in the image below (vertical arrow). If you got the tide just right, the incoming waves would come in, smash against a large stone seawall, then set up a reflexive wave going back out. (you had to get the tide right, otherwise there would be a small beach exposed in front of the wall which would ruin the effect.)

On this day, we were sure we could get a great ride. To hit it right, you had to time it like a surfer looking for the right wave, and tread water until the right wave went in. I recall you had to swim out about twenty or thirty yards away from the seawall. When the time was right, you would swim like hell to a spot where the reflexive wave going back out would collide with an incoming wave, and the result would rocket you about 10 or 15 feet into the air!

It was one HELL of a ride, but it was largely a matter of luck, and sometimes when you went out, you might only hit it one or two times in a few hours of trying. On this day, I went so high it scared the crap out of me, but that wasn't the scariest part.

There were big, rolling waves, and the tide was allowing a thin strip of the beach to show in front of the seawall, which meant it was no good anymore. As I was coming in, I tried to body surf in, and a wave got me. It ground me into the gritty sand and wouldn't let go. I began to feel the edge of panic, when I finally got free and popped up, and the next wave grabbed me and did the same thing.

I felt completely helpless, and that scared me. When I came up again, my feet were touching the sand, and I realized my bathing suit had been ripped right off of me. I had no swimming trunks!

To a twelve year old boy, the concept of walking out of the water onto the beach with no bathing suit was daunting, and I was yelling at my friend that my suit was gone, and with a big grin on the thin beach, he was holding them up in his hand above his head! I waded in and he taunted me with them for a few seconds, then waded out and handed them to me.

When I got ashore, there was a large hole in the seat of the trunks, and I had a two inch bleeding, deep strawberry on my right buttock!

10 posted on 06/27/2014 5:25:41 PM PDT by rlmorel ("A nation, despicable by it"s weakness, forfeits even the privilege of being neutral." A. Hamilton)
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Better to surf.

See Jimmy Buffett's song "Surfing in a Hurricane".

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

12 posted on 06/27/2014 5:29:32 PM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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Time to require all swimmers to water wings!


14 posted on 06/27/2014 5:58:49 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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And don’t swim in the toilet during periods of extremely low barometric pressure.


15 posted on 06/27/2014 6:05:31 PM PDT by Scrambler Bob (You can count my felonies by looking at my FR replies.)
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