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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 06/27/2014 5:21:12 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: RandallFlagg
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posted on
06/27/2014 6:54:29 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: MortMan
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06/27/2014 6:55:44 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Disambiguator
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06/27/2014 6:56:40 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
06/27/2014 6:57:51 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: upchuck
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posted on
06/27/2014 6:59:54 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
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To: Yorlik803
Next season...on "
The View"...
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posted on
06/27/2014 7:01:20 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
06/27/2014 7:03:06 AM PDT
by
Yorlik803
( Church/Caboose in 2016)
To: BenLurkin
Is that John Belushi in that costume?
To: BenLurkin
No! No! No! No! No! No!
You've mixed Star Wars with Star Trek. We're all doomed!!!!!!!
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posted on
06/27/2014 7:19:04 AM PDT
by
IYAS9YAS
(Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
06/27/2014 7:24:06 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."- Aunty Acid)
To: Lucky9teen; All
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posted on
06/27/2014 7:25:03 AM PDT
by
musicman
(Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
To: BenLurkin
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
To: relentlessly
Senior trying to set a password
WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiledcabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiledcabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessNow!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER: ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use
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posted on
06/27/2014 8:43:02 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
06/27/2014 9:21:57 AM PDT
by
dragonblustar
( Psalm 103, Psalm 37:7, Ephesians 6:12)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
06/27/2014 9:25:51 AM PDT
by
dragonblustar
( Psalm 103, Psalm 37:7, Ephesians 6:12)
To: martin_fierro
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.”
The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?”
“Yes, Father, it is.”
“And who was the girl you were with?”
“I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation.”
“Well, Joey, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?”
“I cannot say.”
“Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?”
“I’ll never tell.”
“Was it Nina Capelli?”
“I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.”
“Was it Cathy Piriano?”
“My lips are sealed.”
“Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?”
“Please, Father! I cannot tell you.”
The priest sighs in frustration. “You’re very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.”
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, “What’d you get?”
“Four months vacation and five good leads...”
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posted on
06/27/2014 9:26:08 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
06/27/2014 9:26:54 AM PDT
by
dragonblustar
( Psalm 103, Psalm 37:7, Ephesians 6:12)
To: dragonblustar
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posted on
06/27/2014 9:27:04 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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