The Juneau police shot the bear. That’ll show him for eating cupcakes.
“If I see the word “Mexico” on any product, I put it back. Those people don’t know anything about hygiene and food safety.”
They had too. They thought he had a remote control in his paw. Officer safety.
They thought it was the family dog.
“The Juneau police shot the bear”
They were aiming at the family dog, but missed.