http://www.tmcnet.com/usubmit/-write-ins-often-turn-into-wasted-votes-/2011/01/16/5247199.htm
No can do. Sorry.
That was the best bet. Too bad. Sorry to see that.
Did you actually read that article? It doesn’t make the point that you think it is making. Of course writing Mickey Mouse is a wasted vote. Duh! And it says “often” not “always”. “Often” does not even mean “half the time”, and is still not as much as “frequently”.
So, for a write-in to be valid, the current candidate would have to suffer an incapacitating incident, essentially a fatality???