[Jack Hydrazine]

Many of the do actually believe in elves.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulduf%C3%B3lk

[Kenny Bunk]

Jack, I firmly believe in Icelandic Elves.

But OTOH, incredible as it may seem to a rational being, many Americans believe in Barack Hussein Obama, II (or Jr.). Many believe that he was born in Hawaii. Many believe he is heterosexual ... and a Christian.

The real philosophical issue before us is,

"Do Icelandic Elves believe in Obama?"