History proves that Elves were brought to Ireland from Iceland by Vikings. 1,000 tears later elves migrated from Ireland to Hollywood, then to Hawaii as meinhunies.
Leif Ericsonn was an elf, as was his father Eric the Red Elf.
Them Celts is a morose lot, they is.
“1,000 tears later elves migrated from Ireland to Hollywood, then to Hawaii as meinhunies.”
I know you meant years, but tears is more apropos.
Leif Ericsonn was an elf, as was his father Eric the Red Elf....Get the elf outta here, laddie.