[a fool in paradise]

If Obama had a son he’d be a gay muslim.

[PGR88]

This could be real. There is nothing odd about the characters you mention saying or doing these things.

[rwa265]

Okay, you had me there until I got to the part about the Rams wanting him as starting quarterback. The Rams have made it clear that Bradford is their man, no Johnny Football, no anyone else. Bradford.

[ViLaLuz]

I truly believe Bergdahl is a Muslim fairy. It’s the only scenario that explains his insane situation and 0’s reaction.

[SMARTY]

I was waiting for this.

[C210N]

Bergdahl for Secretary of State.

He’d be the BEST SOS since, well, J F’n K*. Who, himself, was the BEST SOS since, well, Hillary!.

* - served in Viet Nam.

[C210N]

"...Besides, we might be able to trade him for five better players next season.”

Don't forget to bargain for some cash too... oh, and a player to be named later as well.

[PLD]

for a minute there I thought this could be true (AND MAYBE THE GAY MUSLIM PART IS)until I saw where this came from..I also thought Obama traded him because Bowe Bergdahl was queer..birds of a feather must stick together..

[Sacajaweau]

I've been asking what color is his rug....and if he's eating Halal.

Notice they haven't said boo about eating or praying.