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Man Walks Slowly Into Open Sidewalk Cellar
New York Magazine ^ | June 3, 2014 | Joe Coscarelli

Posted on 06/03/2014 12:13:50 PM PDT by nickcarraway

A cousin of the unsecured subway grate in the taxonomy of New York City nightmares — see also: crumbling scaffolding, falling air conditioners, getting pushed onto the train tracks — the threat of the open sidewalk cellar has been legitimized on tape. This poor man, though, obviously suffering from a chronic case of the Mondays and with something else on his mind, just walked directly, almost deliberately, into the abyss yesterday in East Harlem. He was not even on his cell phone.

"He didn't see what was going down. He just went right down, head first," a witness told CBS New York. "People saw him walking toward the gate, and they tried to stop him, but it was already too late. He stumbled down the gate." And ended up in the hospital.

The man sitting right there watching said "he could not jump up to help because of health reasons," but it looks like very much like he just decided to observe. It's a jungle out there, and no one has your back.


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: manhattan; newyorkcity

1 posted on 06/03/2014 12:13:50 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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I’m struggling to believe this was an accident. That sidewalk looks pretty wide. Distracted folks tend to walk in the middle. He’s a good actor or very inebriated.


2 posted on 06/03/2014 12:20:42 PM PDT by Tenacious 1 (Tagline deleted at the request of an offended FReeper.)
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“The man sitting right there watching said “he could not jump up to help because of health reasons”

He must be allergic to white.


3 posted on 06/03/2014 12:26:11 PM PDT by aomagrat (Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
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To: nickcarraway
He was not even on his cell phone.

Maybe he had one of those earpieces.

4 posted on 06/03/2014 12:27:44 PM PDT by ConservingFreedom (A goverrnment strong enough to impose your standards is strong enough to ban them.)
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He must be allergic to white.

First of all I'm not sure the dude was White, looked more Zombie to me.

5 posted on 06/03/2014 12:32:49 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: nickcarraway

Probably on Meth.


6 posted on 06/03/2014 1:27:11 PM PDT by bikerman (Bowe Bergdahl is a traitor not a hero and should be hung.)
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To: nickcarraway

Looks like he is looking to his left at a flyer in his hand just before he plummets. I was at an airport disembarking and followed a man who had a pda he was carefully reading - right up until the second his head struck a steel support beam. I have to consciously train myself never to read and walk at the same time.


7 posted on 06/03/2014 1:32:42 PM PDT by februus
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To: nickcarraway

This reads as though it was taken from a spoken narration. I’m sure if I saw what transpired, all would be instantly clear.


8 posted on 06/03/2014 2:32:45 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: nickcarraway

So in addition to crime, perverts, high costs and lousy traffic, now New York has open holes in the sidewalk too??


9 posted on 06/03/2014 2:45:30 PM PDT by canuck_conservative
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To: nickcarraway
Looks like a scene from Shaun of the Dead. Note the shuffling, zombie-like walk of the person following him.
10 posted on 06/03/2014 2:53:00 PM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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