Is “reducing the worldwide Muslim threat” one of them?
When I was in the S-2 Shop on a slow day, the BDE CO came in and we were engaged with geopolitical solutions when the COL asked me how I could solve "the muslim terrorist problem".
I replied that we use all of our nukes to eradicate the muslims, we would acheieve our goals all the while making the Lieberals very happy due to us 1) Getting rid of our nukes, 2) Solving global warming (due to nuclear winter), and 3) 1 Billion person population reduction as the UN wants.
He signed my promotion paperwork soon after and we all had a bunch of laughs.