Good Hunting... from Varmint Al
What do I look like, a humor consultant?
not bad!
2 Alabamians were looking for a place to picnic. They were debating between a large oak tree or the middle of the road. They decided to picnic in the middle of the road. A truck slammed on its brakes and swerved off the road and hit the tree. The Alabamians said they were sure lucky they didn’t picnic under that tree!
Those are good. I’ve got one to share that I heard recently.
Two men are out playing golf on a Saturday. They’re playing the hole that runs along the main road. Just as one of the men is preparing to hit from the fairway, a funeral procession comes around the corner and starts passing by.
The man steps back from his ball, bows his head, and waits until ALL of the cars in the group have passed. His buddy says, “Wow John...that was a very nice gesture! It was very thoughtful of you.”
John replies “Well it’s the least I could do....after all we were married 25 years.”
Girlfriend: Bob! I’m leaving you!
Boyfriend: Why? I thought we were in love.
Girlfriend: Because you are a pedophile!
Boyfriend: Well, that’s a big word for a 10 year old.
Good start to the weekend..thanks..
Good Hunting... from Varmint Al
A Baby Boy and a Baby Girl are sitting on the Floor.
The Baby Boy pulls the front of Diaper open, looks down and says, hey you don’t one of these.
The Baby Girl pulls the front of her Diaper open, looks down and says, with one of these I can 100 of those.
Little Johnnie is always on the cutting edge so I’m surprised the smartypants didn’t turn out to be him.
3 guys sitting in a bar commiserating about their bad marriages.
One guy says” my wife left me for a plumber”
how’d you know?
“ I found a pipe wrench under the bed”
Second guy says that’s not too bad, my wife left me for an electrician,I found an electricians pliers under the bed.
Third guy says” that’s nothing, my wife left me for a horse!”
How in the world did you find out?
I found a jockey under the bed!