[Buckeye McFrog]

MSM ground prep for “they’re flushing your money down a rat hole, let’s slash the Pentagon budget”.

Of course you KNOW these five things would survive.

[RightGeek]

The Russians developed the gay bomb first and dropped it on major US cities as well as a Democratic convention.

[Mike Darancette]

DOD goes as far as to classify different kinds of zombies, from vegetarians to zombies from outer space.

I always thought Zombies were classified as fast or slow.

As for the "Gay Bomb" It may have been used on us already.

[latina4dubya]

The Gay Bomb - In 1994, strategist at Wright Laboratory in Ohio devised a hypothetical non-lethal chemical weapon that would make soldiers gay. The weapon would contain pheromones that would make soldiers of the same sex attracted to one another.

For their work, in 2007 Harvard University awarded them the Ig Nobel Prize, a parody of the Nobel Prize, for “instigating research and development on a chemical weapon …that will make enemy soldiers become sexually irresistible to each other.” The researchers declined to accept the award in person.

just 20 years later, it is sad to say this one is hardly necessary...

[dfwgator]

If they dropped one in San Francisco, how could you tell?

[ZULU]

I think the Russians already got it and deployed it - HERE.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

According to Professor Paul Springer from the U.S. Air Command and Staff College, plans to combat an alien invasion are ongoing.

How can anyone possibly prepare a plan to engage, repel and defeat an enemy for which they have no information on capabilities or numbers?