[Kenny Bunk]

Riding Girl's Bike (Could be mockery of LGBTG Community)
No Helmet
No knee or knuckle protection (PPE)
Wrong way on lane
Resisting Arrest
Misspelling Hispanic Surname, thereby causing Affirmative Action Appointee "Loss of Self-esteem"
This Baldwin fellow is a one-man crime wave!

Speaking of crimes, the Affirmative Action Officer must, must I say, be written up for a really bad hairdo
That Uniform makes her look really fat
Her patrol car is making a bad traffic situation even worse,

Wait, Wait! This just in ...... officer's surname reported as "Crisco."
Because she's fat in the can.

[Kenny Bunk]

Baldwin is from Archy Bunker Land.... a très un-chic ethnocentric neighborhood in Queens... kinda like NYC's answer to Southie.

He is therefore biologically unable to tolerate Manhattan. He's damn lucky Officer Conchita Banana didn't have him deported.