The students have to go to the museum because, if they were in the classroom, the teachers would have to pretend to make an effort to teach them something, and we can’t have that.
“Museum of Tolerance”? Tolerance of what ... Moslem school superintendents who think the Holocaust was made up?
Well, atleast the kids missed that day's lesson on how 9/11 was some kind of jewish conspiracy. /end sarcasm