Attention class. Now that's a truly critical read of a news story. FReepers take notes.
Where? 241st St and Dyer Avenue, The Bronx, NY
When? 4:40 AM.
Who? Jermaine, Kaiison, (aka "The Dead") and the armed MB Driver, 30, years old.
Why? Reported as "Attempted car-jack."
Give this one to Colombo.
A: Why would "car-jackers" bring another vehicle, when there were only two of them?
B: The "vic" only started shooting after they left?
C: 30-year old driving an MB SUV at 4:40AM in a drug neighborhood? Not there to pick up milk and bread.
D: Jaundiced, cynical,detective says: "10'll get you 50 ....Dope Deal ... or attempted hi-jack of Dope Dealer" Also possible: discussion of turf issues.
E: Ethnicity or Race of all involved: African-American.
E: Disposition of case: "Vic" (doubtless a convicted felon on probation himself) charged with gun violation. Will also cop to manslaughter in shooting of multiple baby daddies, poets, aspiring rappers, future Nobelists, Bible students, Nuclear Physics Majors at The Bronx CC, and multiple Obama voters.
F: Sentence: (if found guilty, which is nigh-on impossible in jury trials in the The Bronx) 15-20, parole in 5.
Minimum bet: $50. Leave with bartender at VFW.
heyyyyyy.....wait.just.a.minute......
do you have a glass eye? :)
Sounds like a good bet.
LOL! Excellent! I’ll go with that, plus how exactly was he able to purchase this Mercedes? What was the Gentlemans occupation by the way? Is he an investment banker or is he currently “unemployed at the moment”?