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To: Fitzy_888
I'll try to keep this story short. A company I worked for had a problem with a phantom crapper (he simply didn't flush, that's all). A VP would get really ticked-off about it. He'd come bursting into the sales wing exclaiming, "the phantom crapper has struck again!" Naturally, he thought it was one of us trying to mess with him. And it wasn't . . . we finally determined it was the postman.

Suffice it to say, whenever he burst into my office to the exclaim the above, I would look at him and ask, "is it still warm?"

12 posted on 05/08/2014 12:28:15 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: 1rudeboy

Could it be that in this case it could be a postman making midnight deliveries?


19 posted on 05/08/2014 12:43:58 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: 1rudeboy

When we were in Jr High, the bowling alley manager was a real jerk. My buddy laid a big one on the glass moonroof of his new 1979 white Cadillac.
Talk about someone having a mental meltdown, that guy went ballistic!!
Ha haa still laugh about that one!


35 posted on 05/08/2014 1:19:34 PM PDT by 9422WMR (: " Tolerance is the virtue of a man who has no convictions".)
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To: 1rudeboy

The really dirty devils with leave it in the toilet tank so that flushing doesn’t get rid of it.


40 posted on 05/08/2014 1:37:47 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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