Detonated the backyard.
/johnny
I didn’t do this but the son of a friend did.
There was construction going on in the neighborhood. Her son found some blasting caps. He found it interesting to put them on the radiator, make them go sssszzz, and then take them off.
Anyway - he was sitting on the toilet one day putting the blasting caps on the radiator. One of them wouldn’t stop sizizng so he stood up and threw it in the toilet.
You’re right. The thing exploded. The contents of the toilet went all over the bathroom. The commode went into 5 or 6 pieces. He came running out of the basement with his pants down around his ankles.
Interestingly, the plumber never asked how the commode was destroyed.