JEFFREY DAHMER JOKES
Q: What other charges will be filed against Dahmer?
A: Selling arms to Iran.
Q: What were they playing on the radio when the police entered Dahmer’s
apartment?
A: “The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face.”
Q: What did Dahmer say to the police when they arrested him?
A: “Oh, come on, have a heart.”
Q: Why did Dahmer put the head in the refrigerator?
A: To see if the light really turned off.
Q: What does the ad for Dahmer’s apartment say?
A: Apartment for rent, roommate included, some assembly required.
Q: Did you hear that Dahmer got out on bail?
A: Yeah, he had to put up an arm and a leg.
Q: Did you hear that Dahmer sold his Chevette?
A: It just didn’t have enough leg room.
Dahmer used body parts to brew his own beer. Trouble was, when you poured it
out, it had no head.
Milwaukee is so upset over the Dahmer killings, that the city council is
changing the name of the town to “Hack ‘n Sack.”
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Take the finest in Old-Wisconsin Style Foods
Among Jeff’s favorite recipes:
Icebox Surprise Pie Head Cheese Terry Aki
Beans & Frank Shish-k-Bob Bobby’s Bratwurst
“Screamin’” Sammy Sausage Leg ‘o Sam Chuck Roast
Scrambled Legs Baked Alaskan Paul Pot Pie
Finger Sandwiches Head Lettuce Elbow Macaroni
Vince Meat Handburger Bob-b-que
Barry’s Back Ribs Filet ‘o Fred Big Mac
Bill’s Boilin’ in the bag Stew Manwiches Rice-o-Ronnie
Matzo Balls Peter Bread Sloppy Joe
Moo Goo Guy-in-a-Pan (old Chinese recipe)
Jeff’s Favorite Bands — Fine Young Cannibals, Talking Heads
Jeff’s Favorite Movies — “Eating Raoul” and “Diner”
Jeff’s Favorite Drink — Harvey Wallbanger
An unfortunate opening line.
Can I ask a stupid question?
Is this house in an area zoned for a business such as a restaurant?
If they want to have a PETA run vegan restaurant, to push their PETA theology, why do they want to do it at the former home of a notorious serial killer?
Are the PETA people just basically nuts???
This is just pain sick regardless if they are veggie eaters, and a afront a insult to his victims and their families.
At least Milwaukee had the good sense to tear down everything associated with Dahmer.
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That home is a crime scene. It was the site of his first murder (and subsequent dismemberment).
A sort of memorial to Dahmer, after all he did serve his fellow man.
I don’t even know what to say.
If ANYBODY Still Needs PROOF That Liberalism Is A”Mental Disease”?????????????????????????????
Dear Ingrid: Get some therapy. You are really screwed up.
Stay classy, PETA.
These are basically morbid bi#ches.. The jokes almost make themselves. Sometimes we should leave the low hanging fruit to the fly’s, and maggots, oh, and idiots..
Will they serve finger sandwiches?
I’m just askin’.
Just up the road from the Ed Gein Bar & Grill
They are just doing this for publicity. They won’t go through with it.