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To: US Navy Vet

Take it in and revel in it, it means you’re alive! I know a guy, while driving with passengers will roll up the windows (and electrically lock them out), then cut a big one and laugh his head off.


18 posted on 04/01/2014 11:05:08 AM PDT by roadcat
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To: roadcat; US Navy Vet; GOPsterinMA; Impy; sickoflibs

Years ago, when I was a kid in 7th grade, we were in church for Tuesday morning mass.

Fat Eddie D was standing directly in front of me. There was a reason we called him “Fat Eddie”. This kid was huge for his age.

Anyway... he let one rip. And boy, was it ever a cheek-flapper. Just nasty. So I cracked up, along with all the other boys around me.

Out of nowhere, I get smacked solidly in the head from behind. A Righteous Hand of Divine Retribution....

Sister Helen “Most Homicidal” had slipped into the pew behind us, and singled ME out for laughing, her mustache and unibrow all a-twitching in fury.

I was alternately stunned from the smack, and gagging from the stench, and I blurted out “What the hell are you hitting ME for? I didn’t blast that one!!!”

The Priest stopped the service momentarily and me and five other kids had detention for about two weeks.

True story...

A fond memory to be sure....


25 posted on 04/01/2014 11:12:39 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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