How is this possible? If the sheer quantity of media stories about gay this and gay that can be used as an indication, at least 80% of the male population should be gay, and thus fans
The theatre’s so obsessed
With dramas so depressed
It’s hard to sell a ticket on Broadway
Shows should be more pretty
Shows should be more witty
Shows should be more...
What’s the word?
LEO:
Gay?
ROGER:
Exactly!
No matter what you do on the stage
Keep it light, keep it bright, keep it gay!
Whether it’s murder, mayhem or rage
Don’t complain, it’s a pain
Keep it gay!
On Broadway, a lot of them are on stage. :)