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To: faithhopecharity

I’ve heard this is a better way (liquids and keyboard warning!):

1. Put both lids of the toilet up. And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ‘power-wash’ and rinse.’

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely, The Dog


8 posted on 03/24/2014 3:39:17 PM PDT by tv_techie
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To: tv_techie

I think you are on to something! :)


10 posted on 03/24/2014 3:41:22 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: tv_techie; zot

TV, thanks for the info. I’ll give it to my daughter to try out on the cat.


11 posted on 03/24/2014 3:58:34 PM PDT by GreyFriar ( Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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To: tv_techie

I wouldn’t try that with a Maine Coon. You also forgot to mention the necessity of wearing heavy steel armour from head to toe, lest you be scratched upon release of the cat from the bathing receptacle.


16 posted on 03/24/2014 4:12:35 PM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: tv_techie; Darksheare; RedMDer; NoCmpromiz; JoeProBono

ROFLOL+


20 posted on 03/24/2014 4:34:33 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day.)
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To: tv_techie

>>Sincerely, The Dog>>

LOL!


32 posted on 03/24/2014 6:45:25 PM PDT by kitkat (STORM THE HEAVENS WITH PRAYERS FOR OUR COUNTRY.)
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