I’ve been “lurkin” here since 2004 and never registered as a member until today.
Your comment made me laugh so hard that I nearly pissed myself, and thus, motivated me to register just so I could tell you that.
Too damn funny.
(Oh, it hurts.)
I've always envied people who have serious writing talent like PJ O'Rourke or Mark Steyn who can provoke people to think and get a laugh at the same time.
Maybe today was my lucky day.
Happy pi day, BTW.
Okay... you talked me into a new tagline.