Aw fer cripes sakes, I can’t even stand up on a pair of razor blades, much less make any forward progress!!! It is a foreign invasive disease from the evil northern territories. A place we Texans once thought about annexing but thought better when we found out they have no sunshine nor summer. We like our ice with our scotch and tea and not on the floor. We like the sun to come up in the morning during winter and set in the evening, not come up at 11 and set at 2.
Hockey? Too much like soccer. Now don’t get me started on that game.
Lol - I said that, just last night. I can’t stand hockey because it’s soccer on ice. Back and forth, back and forth, with little scoring = boring. And the drama from those soccer players....they’re special.