The *Original* Cosplay
Berserker Brew, the coffee of cosplayers.
(Cosplayers come in, and really ARE foaming at the mouth in full on berserker mode.)
Oh yes..I can see it now.
“Low earth orbit”
Kang and Kodos in orbit, laughing.
“The humans were unprepared for such hideous subterfuge! Hah hah hah!”
*loud bang is heard as a coffee mug bounces off their ship. Damage alarms sound*
The *Original* Cosplay