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Billy Ray Cyrus Remakes 'Achy Breaky Heart' as a Hip-Hop Song
MSN Music ^ | 2/12/14 | Tim Malloy

Posted on 02/12/2014 1:57:06 PM PST by hoagy62

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em -- and if the daughter you tried to raise as a Christian Disney princess ends up twerking with stuffed animals in her underwear, well, it's probably time to remake your novelty country hit into a hip-hop anthem, throw in some half-naked twerking aliens, and surrender.

(Excerpt) Read more at music.msn.com ...


TOPICS: Music/Entertainment; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: awful; billyraycyrus; endofcivilization; whocares
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This is NOT satire. I have seen the video (link to it is in the story). I believe I may have lost several IQ points by doing so.

To quote Hank Hill, "I do not know whether to laugh or vomit."

1 posted on 02/12/2014 1:57:07 PM PST by hoagy62
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To: hoagy62
wonderful.

2 posted on 02/12/2014 1:59:00 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (ObamaCare. The "global warming" of healthcare plans.)
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To: hoagy62; a fool in paradise

Finally, a healthy break from this silly, smelly Beatlemania nostalgia!


3 posted on 02/12/2014 2:02:12 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
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To: hoagy62

Yuck.


4 posted on 02/12/2014 2:03:17 PM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: hoagy62

I’m holding out for “A Boy Named Sue”.


5 posted on 02/12/2014 2:04:17 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: hoagy62

Billy Ray Cyrus, eh?

*YAWN*


6 posted on 02/12/2014 2:07:50 PM PST by Howie66 (John Wayne McCornyn...he's just like US! Honest!)
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To: hoagy62

Proving all of us who thought that song couldn’t possibly be any worse to be dead wrong.


7 posted on 02/12/2014 2:07:54 PM PST by Above My Pay Grade (The people have the right to tell government what guns it may possess, not the other way around.)
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To: freekitty

He should stick with his job as his daughters pi - I mean father because the song really, really, really sucks.


8 posted on 02/12/2014 2:11:17 PM PST by chiefqc
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To: hoagy62

Shouldn’t the title be “One Hit Wonder Tries to Reboot His One Hit”?


9 posted on 02/12/2014 2:11:29 PM PST by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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This family just, uh, twerks at the seams with talent!


10 posted on 02/12/2014 2:11:36 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
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To: hoagy62

Well, thankfully it’s a free (sorta) country, and that means he’s as free to make idiotic music as people are to make idiot comments about the Beatles.


11 posted on 02/12/2014 2:14:45 PM PST by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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12 posted on 02/12/2014 2:21:12 PM PST by Edward Teach
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You know the old saying; Fame Has No Shame. This ‘Re-Boot’ is so out of date, it’s not even funny. Too much has changed since that little ditty made the housewives heart beat faster. His fans may say, Nice, Billy, but what have you done for us lately?


13 posted on 02/12/2014 2:24:50 PM PST by lee martell
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I could only take about 5 seconds. I have to guard the few IQ points I have left...

Seems to me this is some sort of indoor environmental hazard? Where's the EPA when you need it?

14 posted on 02/12/2014 2:29:37 PM PST by Mrs. Don-o (Your sarcasm tag: never leave home without it.)
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Well, you have plenty of IQ points to go around. For safety’s sake, I cut it off at 1.5 seconds.


15 posted on 02/12/2014 2:34:02 PM PST by steve86 (Some things aren't really true but you wouldn't be half surprised if they were.)
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16 posted on 02/12/2014 2:39:18 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: hoagy62

I’m an aspiring country rapper. Snoop Hog.


17 posted on 02/12/2014 2:42:13 PM PST by SonnyBubba
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To: chiefqc

I hear ya.


18 posted on 02/12/2014 2:47:21 PM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: chiefqc

He and daughter know how to get on the wagon of trashy.


19 posted on 02/12/2014 2:47:53 PM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: hoagy62

Life is complete now.


20 posted on 02/12/2014 3:03:41 PM PST by o-n-money
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