Clearly you have fallen for the Pit Bulls clever plan. The Pit Bulls recognizing the bad publicity and the direction of public opinion has organized a secret cell that disguises themselves as different breeds and carry out random attacks so as to distract us away from the actual Pit Bull attacks!
There is only one thing to save us and that is to understand that all dog attacks are carried out by PIT BULLS!
LOL
Have you ever considered writing novels or something of that nature? Or short horror stories?