[Inyo-Mono]

PETA: “As an organization we do oppose hunting of any kind. It’s cruel and unnecessary and can damage populations and ecosystems.”

Wrong. Hunting is what keeps modern wildlife populations and ecosystems properly balanced.

PS, I wouldn't shoot a Bigfoot either, unless it was attacking me.

[alloysteel]

Sasquatch is an animal? I thought they were a species very much like Homo sapiens, except they were more attuned to their environment,

In fact, I had thought they had intermarried with some of the old hippie communes, and their children were up and coming community organizers.

[Forward the Light Brigade]

Shooting a Bigfoot and having scientists look the thing over might be the best way to save them. Still, I don’t think we need to worry—as Bigfoot is one of three things:
1. A myth-—or-—mistaken men and bears.
2. A creature from a UFO or Other Demention.
3. A highly evolved human offshoot with psychic powers—who can control men’s minds—so they will never be caught or shot.